{"product_id":"50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-t-shirt","title":"50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-Shirt","description":"This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, humorous message for anyone celebrating five decades of life lived on their own terms. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial yet broken-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dyeing. Clean, minimalist typography sits centered on the chest, making the statement both readable and unpretentious. Wear it to low-key birthday gatherings, backyard barbecues, or on mornings when you want to signal confidence without fuss. The roomy cut and wide color range let you choose a vintage-washed look that fits your everyday wardrobe—easy to layer under a flannel or wear solo with jeans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft but sturdy heavyweight fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk, durable double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53614612807953,"sku":"33811981226387189293","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53614612840721,"sku":"44411838113580348007","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53614612873489,"sku":"29929313761341990437","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53614612906257,"sku":"88962019058442129609","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53614612939025,"sku":"16837780690213721030","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53614612971793,"sku":"11465510559161394834","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4871\/3745\/files\/1439613929657538216_2048.jpg?v=1780353856","url":"https:\/\/cozyinminden.com\/products\/50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-t-shirt","provider":"Cozy Corner | Gifts, Antiques \u0026 Christmas Decor in Minden","version":"1.0","type":"link"}